I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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