I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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