i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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