dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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