what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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