another moral hangover. fuck.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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