marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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