i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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