We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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