I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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