nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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