I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
