think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
True strength comes from lack of pants
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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