Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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