The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
