butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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