# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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