Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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