We won't sleep together?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Randomize