talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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