How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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