Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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