i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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