I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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