The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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