As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Congratulations! We have a period
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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