I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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