i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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