first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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