Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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