I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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