i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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