Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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