hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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