he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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