Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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