...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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