sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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