haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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