i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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