The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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