is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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