Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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