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Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
