A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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