k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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