I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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