idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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