i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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