i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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