Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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