I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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