They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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