Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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