When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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