R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
